What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:57

Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Do straight guys like to see cocks?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
How do great movie moments influence how people handle real-life moral dilemmas?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Is it painful for men to wear bras, panties, and tampons?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
Are you afraid to get married and why?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
How do I get my body in shape?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill